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12.06.2025 00:23
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Still no good.
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?